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warfacegod wrote:

...7 billion self aware, crazed savages all with numerous guns a piece and nuclear weapons.

Those weapons are insignificant compared to the power of the force...

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The schwortz is insignificant compared to the power of my beanses.

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So that is why the Lizard People are really here!!! To keep an eye on us to protect the universe from us.

Makes sense to me.

Andre Norton actually wrote a Sci Fi book, published in 1955, Star Guard which is about the human race resenting that the only way they are allowed in space is as mercenaries for more civilized races due to exactly that sort of disposition.

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Yep. Welcome to intergalactic prison Earth.

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People have been picking on Pres Trump because of the proposal to go back to our policies that lead the country to move to Food Stamps because it was so much less expensive than depending on commodity trading by the USDA. This is sooo unfair.

But The Onion, in their usual deep analysis of the proposal show what a good idea it is.
https://politics.theonion.com/trump-announces-plan-to-replace-food-stamps-with-new-lo-1822967010

Will in fact do a lot to clean up our cities.

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LOL, I love The Onion love_letter

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ranchhand wrote:

Will in fact do a lot to clean up our cities.

Much better to simply burn them to the ground.

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warfacegod wrote:

ranchhand wrote:

Will in fact do a lot to clean up our cities.

Much better to simply burn them to the ground.

I have faith that our President will have a plan for that too.

Geeze - give the guy some time to MAGA!!!!!!

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If you say maga one more time, you're fired and I'll burn you to the ground.

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ranchhand wrote:

Geeze - give the guy some time to MAGA!!!!!!

Scratch that last bit. I've decided to nominate and elect this as the greatest Nicolas Cage text impersonation of all time.