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http://www.theregister.co.uk/2018/02/15/iran_nuclear_sensing_lizards/

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2018/02/15/microsoft_windows_10_workstation/

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2018/02/15/geeks_guide_to_britain_porthcurno/

Oil your wood
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2018/02/14/apple_homepod_stains/

Good question
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2018/02/14/cryptography_experts_fbi/

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win10 workstation: it's about bloody time that the MS people (they are people, aren't they? not lizard aliens?) realised that there are people who have a windows machine exclusively as a tool, and who don't want Genuine People Personalities in their machines.

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For the last eight years, every time I hear "Microsoft", I think of a guy with micro penis and erectile disfunction.

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audiomick wrote:

win10 workstation: it's about bloody time that the MS people (they are people, aren't they? not lizard aliens?) realised that there are people who have a windows machine exclusively as a tool, and who don't want Genuine People Personalities in their machines.

I actually know people like that. Amazing isn't it?

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warfacegod wrote:

For the last eight years, every time I hear "Microsoft", I think of a guy with micro penis and erectile disfunction.

I don't think you are supposed to say things like that. Or think them.

Was actually my initial reaction to the name Microsoft when I first heard of them. Really wondered what they were thinking. Seems to work for them though.

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Good ol' Tinylimp.

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Surprised with a name like that they're not in the Dildo business.

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warfacegod wrote:

For the last eight years, every time I hear "Microsoft", I think of a guy with micro penis and erectile disfunction.

Off topic, but related to that sort of unconcious association: The AfD is a political party here that has come up strongly in the last couple of years. The name translates as "Alternative for Germany". They are right wing at best, and sometimes don't even bother to conceal the blatant racism in speeches. Afterwards it is always "but it wasn't meant like that at all".

Anyway, take a look at their logo
AfD

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Yep. Big donger arrow going into Doucheland.

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That's about it. No-one seems to notice, though. :shrug: