On my way "home" Saturday, there a bunch of church vermin on the corner shouting about their usual. Jesus saves. Repent unbelievers. God's holy genocide. Or something. I had to walk through this as going around was way longer. 1.5 miles vs 250 yards. Do the math.
So I cut through. And (of course) some blind eyed believer insisted I take a flier. As though the secrets of the universe and eternity's enlightenment can be found in a two sided flier. A brochure for salvation.
Here's how it went:
w: Keep that. It's useless.
Fool: But the Lord sayet...
w: I don't need it. I'm a born again anti-christrian.
Fool: But. Wait, what!? But.. But... That doesn't make any sense!
w: Neither does your bullshit religion.
Fool: But. Your soul!
w: I choose hell!
...As I'm walking away.