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On my way "home" Saturday, there a bunch of church vermin on the corner shouting about their usual. Jesus saves. Repent unbelievers. God's holy genocide. Or something. I had to walk through this as going around was way longer. 1.5 miles vs 250 yards. Do the math.

So I cut through. And (of course) some blind eyed believer insisted I take a flier. As though the secrets of the universe and eternity's enlightenment can be found in a two sided flier. A brochure for salvation.

Here's how it went:

w: Keep that. It's useless.

Fool: But the Lord sayet...

w: I don't need it. I'm a born again anti-christrian.

Fool: But. Wait, what!? But.. But... That doesn't make any sense!

w: Neither does your bullshit religion.

Fool: But. Your soul!

w: I choose hell!

...As I'm walking away.

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I've not had any doorbell ringers or people stopping me while working in the yard for a long while. I guess they got tired of me telling them something different every time. I'm always also telling them I'm not interested.

"But I'm not selling anything."

"You're ringing my doorbell, so I'm not interested."
Same with those that interrupt me when working or I'm changing my beliefs each time. They really love it when I tell I'm Wiccan or something.

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I just tell them that I am to old and have no time left to listen to their fairy tales,

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Most of the tales in the bible seem more scary than fairy. Especially the bit that says don't be a fairy or we get to kill you.

Very Scary Fairy Be Wary!

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warfacegod wrote:

Very Scary Fairy, Be Wary!

I'm going to have to steal this :)

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Say it to people while dancing on your tippy toes.

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Nah, moshing in 3 inch heel knee high boots, and looking like......

My pretty face

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Crap, still can't get images to post >:(

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Use imgur.

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Fingers crossed, this better bloody work

Your welcome. -w